The Colonies Are Quite Rowdy Today - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL Golden-yellow arched text reading "MOONLIGHT

Golden-yellow arched text reading "MOONLIGHT ROLLERWAY" crowns a circular blue badge

rendered in golden-yellow cheese

Inspired by The Wedding Singer

Golden-yellow etching-style illustration of a stacked pancake plate topped with butter and dripping syrup sits between wide-spaced serif capitals reading "BREAK FAST" and "ANY TIME

The Colonies Are Quite Rowdy Today - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL Golden-yellow arched text reading "MOONLIGHTLosing an empire over tea taxes and then watching the colonies celebrate by detonating things every July is a level of restraint no therapist could teach. America's annual breakup party honestly proves her point. The Details: Bold white arched text reads "THE COLONIES ARE QUITE" above a distressed white portrait illustration of Queen Elizabeth II wearing a crown, flanked by decorative white stars on both sides. Larger western style lettering below