Illegal Fireworks Director - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL Vernon's detention empire runs on

Vernon's detention empire runs on cheap business cards and the conviction that making teenagers sit still is a marketable skill

Arched blue serif text reads "RICHMOND VIRGINIA" above large distressed blue block letters reading "BLUEBIRDS

Membership in Tarker's Mills Hunting Club requires a deer rifle

" with "NOBODY GIVES A SHIT" curving beneath it in smaller block letters

Illegal Fireworks Director - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL Vernon's detention empire runs on"Illegal Fireworks Director" is a title that requires zero credentials, one burnt eyebrow, and a cooler full of mortars from a parking lot in South Carolina. Five words of liability waiver is more honesty than most employers offer. The Details: Yellow starburst explosion graphic sits behind large distressed white block text reading "ILLEGAL FIREWORKS DIRECTOR" stacked in three lines. A white bordered rectangular box below contains smaller white text