Hattori Hanzo Samurai Swordsmith - 11oz Coffee Mug rr_track_tarantino Santa's arm throwing devil horns

Santa's arm throwing devil horns is the only honest holiday card

Somehow a guy who peaked in tube socks built an empire on open hostility and health code violations

Nobody on that mountain operates in the same reality

Inspired by A Christmas Story

Hattori Hanzo Samurai Swordsmith - 11oz Coffee Mug rr_track_tarantino Santa's arm throwing devil hornsConvincing a retired master to break a blood oath requires the right sales pitch, and nothing moves product like a really personal rat problem. Okinawa's finest craftsman only accepts customers with a list. Inspired by Kill Bill. The Details: Large golden yellow brushstroke kanji spans the center behind distressed white serif text reading "HATTORI HANZO" above "SAMURAI SWORDSMITH." A horizontal katana illustration in white and gold separates the upper