Well Hung Christmas - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L white block text reads "TOILET

white block text reads "TOILET CLOGGING" with cursive white script reading "Champ" underneath

Arched blue serif text reads "RICHMOND VIRGINIA" above large distressed blue block letters reading "BLUEBIRDS

rendered in the same red ink throughout

Bigfoot picking up seasonal work as Santa is honestly a lateral move between two jobs that require people to believe in you despite zero evidence

Well Hung Christmas - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L white block text reads "TOILETStockings hung by the chimney with care have never needed a double entendre, but here we are. Plausible deniability doing more heavy lifting than Santa's entire reindeer fleet. The Details: Bold white rounded text reads "Well Hung" in a retro style. Below, a distressed illustration depicts an oversized golden yellow stocking with a white fur cuff hanging from a brick fireplace mantel draped in green pine garland with small wrapped gifts tucked in. Fit